And your final category is "Bad Ideas"

Bad ideas for $200. A kid with heelies scooting down an ice-covered sidewalk. Sadly, I wasn't there to watch him break his butt on yucky snow.

Bad ideas for $400. Jogging on said ice-covered sidewalk in shorts with your kid in an SUV stroller. And I don't care how hairy legs were, although he could definitely give Robin Williams or a gorilla a run for the money.

Bad ideas for $600 (or $50 as the case may be). Accepting a flat rate instead of hourly to proofread a dissertation. Because I REALLY don't like having to justify every comma and rephrase over 12 hours of my Sunday in a crowded coffeehouse. Woog. But at least I have gas money to get home(s).

And now I was SVU until bedtime and hope for a temp gig.