I just had my hand up a chicken. And it took everything I had not to turn it into my own personal poultry puppet show. Mostly because there would be no way for me to take pictures. Whole chicken is on sale, which goes well, since I have a few packs of mom's Sticky Chicken mix in my cabinet. So I figured I would try my hand at this. Heh. So I pulled out innards (eww!), discovered that the chicken has two holes, as opposed to just shoving an onion up one. (It's like watching the Domestic God put a chicken on his roaster, which is a combination of obscene and hilarious. That chicken will never walk the same way again.
I don't know if I am cooking this tomorrow for people before Lost or just bring it to Fives. Since apparently I have a big chicken. Lesson 1. If I am going to do this again, I will put the plastic marinating bag in the sink first to catch the chicken and spices. Lesson 2. Make sure someone else is home to take pictures of the puppet show. Maybe I should get two....
on iTunes: "Turn Me Up" - Ben Benassi
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